Smokey Incarcerated
Sistas are doin' it for ourselves
2011 Lappy New Year
Hey Soul Sista!
Too Cute
Deal With It!
Presents:
Bad on arrival...
My Lil Hannibal Lecter...'One more thing Senator, love your suit!'
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From SMOKEY INCARCERATED!
Meet Bubbles 1 of Smokey's new friends, she reeeaaally likes these
turtles. Bubbles outgrew the other turtles and we had to get her, her
own tank. Other turtles, Scooter & Marcy said, "Move us, Bubbles
is crazeee!" ROFL (how do you like the pond water affect?)
Smokey at the playground - waitin for Mercedes to get out of class
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True Blood or Smoken-stein! Which will it be?
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Pool playing dog now I've seen erry thang
Meet Chien and Maleetza, well behaved, even tempered Pit Bulls
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY FROM SMOKEY INCARCERATED!
COW GIRL YOOZ CHILLIN' TIL MONDAY?
======Smokey Incarcerated - Best Dog Movies=======
(Videos you watched as a kid that made you who you are)
1. All Dogs Go To Heaven
2. Milo & Otis
3. Homeward Bound
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4. My Dog Skip
5. Shiloh
6. Best In Show
7. Balto
8. Bolt
9. 101 Dalmations
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10. Turner & Hooch
11. 8 Below
12. Snow Dogs
13. Cujo
14. Lady and the Tramp
15. Man's Best Friend
16. Benji
17. Courage the Cowardly Dog
Cute Lil Yorkies strolling the streets of the Burgh!
Bet they whip their hair back n forth
Puppies, Again?
This is story about what happens when you don't use protection...
or when he says that he has been neutered...ROFL
So...Leese took Big Daddy, Rocko to get neutered...either
some leftover sperm did not die out,or...da Rock got to
her before the fact...Guess what?
Gremlins the next batch. Wanna buy a puppy?
Don't mean to laugh but, girlfriend should have used protection!
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BAD GIRLS AND BOYS
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When Chaos Came to Smokey Incarcerated
You ain't nuttin' butta hound dawg...Chaos has come to the Smokey Inc household...while his humans relocate, we are returning the favor and letting him stay with us. He is a handsome specimen of his breed. He is a hound dog in the truest sense. He certainly howls like one. When he is outside, it sounds like a scene out the movie
. Smokey is lovin' playing chase around the yard. Their favorite hangout in the house is on the stairs, 
**** (buy dvd or book) More dvds further down pg
and like kids, up and down, up and down as if they're caught in an endless loop...until you scream, "SIT DOWN!"
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Celebrated Mother's Day by walking in the Susan Komen Walk for the Cure 2010
Personally, I believe we should've beaten a lot of forms of cancer by now. But just like the overuse of fossil fuels there is still too much money to be made to stamp it out!
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Jus' Chillin'
Lazy days doggy corn
Chaos Chillin' Gotti Chillin' - regal pose
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Lil Creature Features For March: Puppeeeeeze!
There was a young lady who lived in a shoe She had so many puppies; but she knew what to do...umm...she sold then on ebay? Will be postin' aw month and slide show!
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Smokey Incarcerated: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2010
First we hafta assess da situmawation Then its off to the races... 
snow plow dog... Forget this let's jus hop over it!
Share your dog's pictures here...the cutest, ugliest, BIGGEST, BADDEST,
MEANEST, THUGGISH, right here
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess having pets is kinda sorta like having kids...mine just ain't that bad. And then there are the neighbors who might disagree. My owner has tried to be a responsible parent and a responsible dog owner. She trained me so that I don't keep up a barking racket like the poodle twins up the street. She makes me wear a muzzle cuz sometimes I likes ya and sometimes I don't. But, at least I didn't try to eat one of them like the Pit Bull down the street did. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Smokey and friends... Gotti just m/b reincarnation of dead homey
He does not have dog eyes, follow as he grows
Welcome to Smokey Inc., the inc. stands for incarcerated. Like Elmo, I was only
three and half years old when my human started this blog...Why those snitches next door...
Stayin at a halfway house for dogs until my owners can move and reclaim me... Right now
we're under construction...continue to come back for updates. I'll tell you my story. How I
got ganked...meet my mates, my doggie pals and whole lot of other good stuff. Share pics of
your dawg stephscip@yahoo.com, become one of Smokey's friends.
Celebration! Smokey got sprung. She is back with her family. Moving to new house. Man what an expensive doghouse!
Anywho...People are funny. They don't mess with the one's where they might end up in the basement with the rest of the bodies. No they only snitch on the nice ones. Part of dog ownership, is handling neighbors. It only takes one to get it started. My problem started with, get this, the non-resident aliens next door. Can't speak english well, but can sneak a letter threatening to sue the landlord if something happens...of course anytime anyone is threatened to be sued, either the dog goes or the owner goes. My owners have lived here for more than 17 years, all utilities included. So they sent me off to stay with some friends. (They rescued me once and now they have to rescue me again). Then they got angry and went out and bought a whole darn block! Not really, bought a house in a cul-de-sac with empty lots on both sides and a big fenced in yard. Someone would have to climb up on the telephone pole to see me in our yard. Considering that they bought the house because they love me and want to keep me,this, my fellow poochies, turns out to be one expensive doghouse. So, I'se temporarily back at our old place, while they finish closing on MY doghouse. Now maybe my mummy can have a big garden, maybe stash some bees (do a lil honey laundering) and some chickens back there.
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Smokey 2 States Cuz She Has Boo-Booed in 2 states OH and PA. In honor of this feat here
is a site dedicated to just that, dogs pooping. click on dogs pooping.
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Doggy Poo Part I (click parts 2-4 on screen to see the rest of the story)
The LOL story with a serious message...that everything has a purpose including doggy poo!
Afterall, farm animal poo, such as cow manure and horse manure degrades and is good for
growing food that humans consume. But dog poo?! What is that good for?
To my dumb dog 
You always been a dumbass, but we've dealt with it. You've never fetched a ball or cared whether or not we were around unless it was time to eat. You piss and shit in the house. Tear up our clothes and furniture and have always acted like the dumpster diving stray we supposedly rescued you from.
For 12 years we've put up with your shit and cleaned up after you and what do you do?
Run away during the biggest snow storm of the year.
I know there were days when you were up to street life, but you've grown old and soft. I doubt you will survive the night considering the temp is supposed to drop into the low single digits. I hope you at least find a warm place to sleep.
Kiss my ass dog!
( this is a post from ventibate.com...what do you think? Who has the problem, the man or the dog? email me stephscip@yahoo.com or leave comments below or follow me stephscip@twitter.com )
The idiot doesn't realize that he has a CAT! ROFL 
This was a post by some idiot on ventibate.com (i added the pics 4 comic relief) Now go back and read this again using Billy Bob Thornton's voiceover like in Bad Santa.
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Faith the dog who walks on two legs, born with deformed front legs.
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Ugly Roll
What tha? click to goto site
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OMG! Oh My Gotti!
You decide...most pictures taken of humans and animals come out with red-eye, not this one of Gotti. He came out with purple eyes. This was taken by a cell phone. Look at the hazy quality as in dream-like. Purple is royalty. If you touch this picture and win the lottery, the love of your life, or healed in any way, please email me at stephscip@yahoo.com and share your experience, your windfall.
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Thug Roll
Photo by Aaron Edwards
Thug Beginnings Smokey from da Block!
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Cute Roll
Meet Rai
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Ain't Nuthin' But A Hound-Dawg Roll 
Chaos Meet Talbot
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Curb Your Dog's Enthusiasm
When I was a kid, my neighbors' kids used this as chalk! E-e-ww...
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Sign Says:
This is not poopy park. Please take your dogs poop home & flush. Don't think the Block Watchers don't see you. You have lined the front of this house with poop. You continue to fill my garbage can with your dog poop. You have now forced me to install a camera. Please, please take poop home & flush.
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Kennel Days
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ASPCA'S Top 15 Foods and Ingredients You Should Never Give to Your Pet/
Warnings from the Animal Poison Control Center Operated by the American
Society for the prevention of Cruelty to Animals
Smokey's Journal
12 May: My human's mom brought me some roasted chicken home.I know it
was for me cuz she said so when she got in da car, I'm sittin' in da hatch mindin'
my own biz and she says,"Hey, Mocha-mocha,
mommy got her baby some chicken?!" And It was stankin' GOOOD! I started
to slobbin'...I know dey saw me drippin' but they didn't give me a piece...soooo,
I waited for a bit...den I realized dey gonna make me wait until I gets home and
din prolly hafta share wit dat demon cat! Sose....I started fussing! I want my
chicken now! Give me a piece, now! Ruff-ruff-ruff, bark-bark-bark! They soon
got the message. Bet I got me a piece b4 we got home. Why dey take me der?
25 March: Today, Thursday, was a verrrrrrry good day! Went for a ride
wit my peeps...ate the chicken wing tips that they tossed to me. Went
to the park and treed a couple of skirrels. Took a dunk. Yup-Yup...
this was a very good day
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Categories: snowpocalypse 2010, kennel dog, snow dog, a dog's purpose
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