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5/2012
                                                    Happy Friday

                


3/2012

                        
Didn't I tell ya'll to turn dees darn lights out...keepin the letric bill high
and we ain't had no treats for munts now...see dis is why we can't
hab nuttin.



2/2012
                
                                                                                                                Muriah Scippio
                        A real Cheshire Cat in the trees behind our house...

            
                                                                                                                                            Muriah Scippio
        Happiness is still a warm butt...Hey my coat is NOT a sleeping bag!



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01/2012

                




12/2011
            
        Can you find the cat in this picture?  Joking aside, there is a cat in this pic!

            

Told you...he a pimp

11/2011

                                 He a Pimp!

belly...ROFL

10/2011

                

8/2011

        
One of the lil boogers pooped on the dog's picture...told ya cats are Evil!


7/2011

The planking picture that I promised...Lily planking

 
Just got outta bed, fur lookin like Oscar the Grouch 'cept
her's is silver and black, you go Grundgetta!

Prolly was too full...stole my cranberry chicken! Sauce

all over the floor...

6/2011

My cat Ernie looks like this




                    Told ya, cats are eeeeevil!


5/2011

    

My cat is soooo Ghetto...he left chicken bones with the ends gnawed off
in front of my bedroom door.


                        




        

                                    Dracula's Cat leaves a gift

                            

     What kinda gift is this? I ain't scurred I ain't never scurred!


            
            Don't do it Ernie, you gonna get balled up!



                  

So now you think you're an anchovie, YOU ARE NOT A TOPPING!
Get down off of my pizza...aaaauuugh!


                        
                                                Badder SANTA!

                            

                                These are a few of his favorite things

        Laying on paper towels!? YOU ARE NOT SUPER ABSORBENT!
                    


      Sitting on plates?! You are NOT AN ENTREE'...A-A-A-UUUGH!
        


                        This is my cat's reality tv, the toaster oven
                            
Temptation got the best of him, he learned how to open it up and ran off
with a hotdog...soooo...again we are all fired up this evenin'

    
    Don't even think about it! A pan of water should do the trick!


            YOU BE THE JUDGE...a gift or a warning?! ROFL
            
It's amazin' I'm da reason erry body fired up this evening, I'ma monsta,
I'ma killah...I know I'm wrong...
            
            Now, this is a gift, right? New cat showin' respect!

        ernie fresh kill
         

        
        Lounging on appliances where he shouldn't be...
            YOU ARE NOT A TOASTER OVEN COVER!

        
       Caught in the act raiding the garbage can like he's an alley cat...
       You are NOT AN ALLEY CAT!

 HAPPY WORDLESS WEDNESDAY! CAT #WW BELOW!

                


  

Another reason we can't have nuffin' Git your carcass off of
my keyboard #@*! You are NOT a keyboard cover!





                        


            

    See this is why we can't have nuttin'. Crickets 'sposed to be good.  
    Some Chinese believe they bring luck; my point is this, no they
    couldn't kill those stankin stink bugs that crawl in, aw naw...they
    gotta kill sumpin' useful.

            
Guess I'll have to order that catnip scratching post and DVD myself,
now what was that Visa Card number 5-5-...

============King and I/Best Cat Movies of Aw Tyme=======

  1.    Cat Woman

 (The Monsta made me pick this one cuz even cats think Halle Berry fine)

  2.    Cat and Dogs

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 3.    Garfield

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 4.    Cats Don't Dance

    
 5.    Top Cat: Complete Series

    
 6.    Cat Women on the Moon

    

 7.    That Darn Cat

 8.   The Cat In The Hat (Dr. Seuss)
    
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 9.    The Cat Returns (anime fr the makers of Spirited Away)

     

10.    The Cat From Outer Space

    

11.    The Truth About Cats and Dogs

     

12.    Cats the Musical

    

13.    Frankenstein's Cat: 8 Episodes the cat from a Kit - ROFL

    

14.    CatDog: Season 1

    


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                                        DADDY I'm in luv wit a gangsta
    
Why are cats just this side of crazy or sane?  Notice the cookie jar
which has been in the family for decades...had to move it.  At least he
gave me a warning.  Other cookie jars have met their demise by being
knocked to the floor in the middle of the night.  Can't hate on him too
much; afterall he is after an elusive mouse that has a route thru the
ceiling.

                                              Righteous Kill
      
    New cats tag teamed and killed their first mouse. Is that a leg? 
    This is gross! Its poor little crumpled dismembered body lay 
    on the floor.  So this is rent!? Meet my lil hood rats alley cats

 
This is a picture of Dorian Grey...this is prolly the best picture
you will get of him...he is feral and loves the attic...there's
a theme running thru here somewhere as inthe spooky story
of the Picture of Dorian Gray.

Yooz an alley cat, yooz a hood rat and you've been adopted!

                              
                  
Lil sista was ballin' up all the other cats both male and female,
has orange eyes and silver markings. Found out she's a
Maine Coone and might get up to 30 lbs

    
We call her LILY, as in LILY MUNSTER, she has silver behind


            
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her ears like LILY MUNSTER had silver streaks in her hair




                                                


             
Meet bad boy Ernie...adopted him from Petco's Animal Rescue League
Program

        




      (goto bottom of page to turn off playlist to view this funny movie clip)

      
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Soooo...just when I thought that he couldn't gross me out anymore than what he
already has...the cat eats one of these ?! 

May be I'll get him some  bug sushi for his next meal...
Let me stop, this actually makes me wanna spew...

And...this very same cat must be plannin' a 187... cuz I found
this  knife and the knocked over garbage can this
mornin'...cuz he doesn't like the dog that's stayin' with us until his peeps move into
their new house. (see Smokey Inc.  for details). 

Here's how it works, the dogs have this part of the house during the day.  Since
cats are nocturnal creatures, they have this part of the house at night.  This demon
cat doesn't like this arrangement, but was ok with it until the new dog came. Either that,
or he's plannin' to stab a mouse.  At this point, I wouldn't put either of these options
past this lil monsta.

This morning, we found a dead mouse in the lower level bathroom justa twitchin', not fully dead...
May 22, 2010...

                             



Update on my Princess... she killed a mouse.  My daughter tossed it over the fence before taking a picture of it, instead of taking the picture of it while it lay twitching on the bathroom floor.  Funny how cats will not claim another's kill...I would have thought that the demon cat would have finished the mouse off since his sister couldn't because the tumor hasn't shrunk enough. (honor among thieves I suppose).

                                    
                                                                        crazy cat lady fr the simpsons

So we thought it would be hospice care for my kitty...so I made a call to  my Dad the 'Who do Voodoo like he do so well', aka the herbsman,
witch dokta, medicine man, holistic healer, Shaman etc. 

   

sent my daughter, the Vet to be, a mysterious package with magic herbs and elixirs with instructions for each.  With just the sea water treatments she can put her tongue back in her mouth...the tumor is shrinking...I kid you not.  Will keep you posted. Sage? Don't you season poultry w/that LOL?! Me fodda trowin some home remedy on it.


                                   
Went to the Vet's, again.  It is a tumor.  Got a mega-shot to reduce swelling to see if they can do anything about it...


                      
                
What tha?!  So my lil princess goes to the Vet for more tests and this is what she saw...
Where are the other two heads?                              

We found a lump!  It was under her jaw, causing her to drool.  Sooo...it's off to the Vets. 
 
Lil Lady waitin' to go to da dokkers             Here she is intransit


  
It's still snowing in Da 'Burgh!         The dreaded waiting room...nice decor though
Will keep ya posted, X-rays looked good, biopsy 2 weeks from neeeow.

Hey! Who ate the last piece of chicken?     umm...num-num-num...hisss...num-num-num
   
So when my back was turned the lil monster climbed up on the counter and stole the last 
piece of chicken...Oh I can haz chikn too, LOL now but I'ma get him...when he ain't lookin'

     
Cats on the job...here they are on a stakeout.   Menace still posted out...murda wuz da case
dat dey gave me...I'ma monsta, I'ma killa, I know I'm wrooong...

        
Enuff with tha paparazzi, we're working here...so tha lil ninja comes over and gives a warning
tap to the camera...I missed the paw to the lens but this is a shot of the claw to the index finger.

    
Mama I'm in luv wit a gangsta...and I think that he's a killa, but its like dat!
Look lady...can't cha see I'm eatin' here?
    

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 The Night the Bat Got In
This clip reminds me of the night that a bat got into our house and we called the police to come and get it.  Our cat Beena was leaping around the room trying to get the bat, just like this cat.  It scared the Officers, the height she was getting on her leaps, and how wild she was acting, (no wonder some folks are more afraid of cats than they are of dogs)...so they called the fire dept.  Someone had a fishing net in the back of the fire truck and eventually, netted the bat.  We didn't want our cat to get rabies.
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                                            In Memoriam
          Our LiL Princess: March 06, 1996 to May 28, 2010


                          



                                           Going to the Vets
               

                       dedicating this gif to my lil Princess...

                                  LAST MOUSE by S.Scippio
In  the final days of your life my lil princess, you caught a mouse and sat so proud and regal afterwards that it made me laugh.  Down to the very end, you were on the job. As a last gesture, as if to say, thank you mommy, I've had a wonderful cat's life.  Here's my last kill, my last thank you, my last mouse.  You've spent a lot of money on me in these past few months trying to delay the inevitable. I am old, 105 in human years and now it's  time for me to go. To prolong it any longer would be cruel, soooo...you know what you have to do. Please thank the Witch Dokta, for me; those remedies perked me up and kept me going for months, after the conventional medicine failed.  The tumor started to shrink and I felt so good.  Then the weather turned hot and humid.  It was too much for this frail body.  (last sigh...last breath)

The day before your last, we took you out onto the back porch and we spent a few hours in the sun.  The sun on your fur and the singing birds seemed to perk you up more than just a bit and well, we waited for another day. You lived for almost 15 years.  Fifteen years of being pampered and spoiled.  Remember the catnip every New Years?  You battled that tumor like a champ, and the tumor did not take you out.  Not you my girlfriend. As with a lot of such illnesses, it isn't the thing that takes you out but it weakens you so that you are unable to fight off or withstand unexpected balmy weather and that takes you out.  But we didn't wait for that because the forecast was for more hot humid weather.  When the time came, when you couldn't feed yourself and keep yourself clean any longer, and as you know cats are some of the cleanest creatures...we took you to the Animal Hospital, sobbing all the way.  We let the doctor give you the two shots, one to numb you and the last one to stop that courageous heart. Through heavy catching sobs we watched you take your last breaths.  Afterwards, we lovingly wrapped you in your towel and placed you in a box and carried you home. 

You were the wild one out of the litter.  You didn't warm up to the rest of us like your brother.  But in the later years you would often let us pick you up and pet you more.  Your favorite spot was on the foot of my bed. Now your favorite spot is at the foot of my garden. I loved how you loved to swat at tiny strings and how you used to call your brother from the top the stairs to come and play.  He will miss that. He'll miss his big sis. We will miss that.


We buried you at the edge of what will be our garden   , in your favorite pink carrier with your name lovingly scrawled on the side.

You were the best house cat that a human could have and yes, girlfriend, you will be missed.

                              

 

  
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