Welcome to Say What-Say Huh?! Oh No Dey Didn't..News stories that might have gotten by you

3/2012

            Cat Falls 19 Stories And Sticks Landing!
                    
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/deaf-cat
-survives-19-storey-fall/story-e6frf7lf-1226307901612


1/2012

Man Eats Cat Uses Tail & Intestines As Necklace

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46070389/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/cops-man-skinned-ate-cat-used-tail
-necklace/

12/2011

This Is Still Happening in 2011?!  Wow Kid, Where Do You Go To School?

There are a lot of dummies here.  First, having grown up fighting racism, with wit and sometimes the legal system, the old me might have, during the chant gone '1-2-3 CRACKAS! Or Yo Mama! But I have learned over the years to not let a word have that much power over me.  Would I have done something about it? You betcha!  (And now I am being home schooled). That is what cell phones are for...you have better devices than we had (although it might have ended up on a tape recorder).  The best git back is exposure...cuz if it was a'ight, as you say, den you won't mind me playing this on TV.
Was the coach in on this?  Oh you want my skills but you still think you can say anything you want and hide behind the Constitution.  You still have the right to say whatever you want but if it infringes on the rights of others then you should also be prepared to withstand the consequences and repercussions (whether that is exposure (send it to their pastor) or an good old fashioned beat down)...Holla!
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/high-school-student-puts-stop-racist-team-chant-202200578.html

11/2011
        
                Dog Eats $1000, Then Pukes Up $900
You are re-e-eally dumb! Who leaves that kind of money laying around
like that anyhow?  He ate 10, $100 dollar bills.
http://www.inquisitr.com/158766/dog-eats-1000-then-pukes-up-900/

        Gay Penguins At The Toronto Zoo?

                
First it was Chuck and Larry, now it's Buddy and Pedro.
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/gay-penguins-separated-toronto-zoo-172600079.html

Was it Homophobic to Separate?
http://news.yahoo.com/homophobic-separate-toronto-zoos-gay-penguins-151400649.html

                            Biggest Afro


http://www.wdsu.com/r/29197872/detail.html






That Yellow Pants Wearin Sponge Is NOT Educational


First of all...who sits their 4 yr old in front
of the tv and the station is NOT PBS?  You are
so dumb and yo kids is gonna be dumb too. Most
parents who are with it, know that if ya gonna
create a genius, it is between the ages of 0 to
5.  Sesame Street has been the standard for years,
teaching kids to count, speak a 2nd language and how
to socialize. 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44460161/ns/health-childrens_health/t/pants-wearing-sponge-blamed-
kids-poor-attention-spans/
                  
            A Petition For Bert And Ernie to Marry? 
          

What the song say...one child grows up to be
someone who loves to learn, nutha child grows
up to be someone you just wanna burn...it's a family
affair, but a freak?!

http://newsone.com/nation/wacky-news-nation/
ggaynor/serial-butt-slasher-virginia/

Donut and A Date? What Else You Git At Dunkin Donut!

Just how many breaks do you git?
http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime_courts/Worker_charged_
with_prostitution_at_Dunkin_Donuts.html

7/2011
                    Man Pours Gas on Dog Cuz...

Man pours gas on dog cuz owner took dog to park and had him
running around without a leash. Dude both YOU AND the OWNER
are sooo dumb!  It ain't the dog's fault that his owner is too
stupid to put a leash on him.
 
I don't blame you for being upset with the inconsiderate owner,
but NOT the dog. Come on now. A dog can't pick his owner.  Nor
does he run around with a tee-shirt that reads:  I'm with STUPID!
You did right by calling the police but then you took it wa-a-ay too
far when you poured gas on the both of them and threatened to set
them on fire.  Now you are going to do time and probably be classified
as a terrorist...
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/5588680-418/cops-man-pours-
gasoline-on-dog.html

Hines Ward's Agent is sooo dumb!

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/07/11/wards-agent-not-a-crime-to-drink-and-drive/

6/2011
           7 Day Wedding Ceremony

Wanna see something really cool or interesting? http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/marriage/

By the way, did you know that Kunta Kente,from the
book, Roots by Alex Haley was Muslim; and that he
almost starved that first year in America because he
wouldn't eat pork.?!

                
                            The Repo Man Cometh!

Mike Vick gets over 1 Hunned cars repossessed. Wow!
What had happened was...guess you still suffering the
repercussions of that jail stint.
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/12897/the_repo_man
_paid_a_visit_to_mike_vick_took_more_than_100_of
_his_cars.html

    Girl Gets Tossed Into Bonfire At Graduation Party At
            Her House!  Party Rock Is On Fire Tonight...

Who invited this crazy fool anyway?  People always bringing
misfits to someone else's party.  One of Yo silly Lil dumb girlfriends
done brought their no account-just got outta jail crazy boyfriend
to this sweet child's party. Find her and kick her Asstranomical
behind...
My question is how did the Dad, once he found out this creep threw
his daughter in the fire, keep from tossing him into the fire too? 
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124111299.html


        Who Peed In the Town's Drinking Water?

First of all, dude doesn't eeeven look old enough to be drinking...
Bad combo Josh (alcohol, lack of a decent education), makes for
poor decisions.  So what's the big deal about you peeing in the town's
drinking water?  Towns and cities everywhere are finding it hard
enough to balance budgets and pay everyday necessary operations,
let alone the cost to draining and cleaning the resevoir.  Who's gonna
pay for dat? You?! Guess who's gonna be doing community service aw
summer long?
http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/124053699.html

Antoine rockin a Beyonce Wig, some mad kicks and more
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/49165/hide_yo_kids____hide_yo_wife____
antoine_dobson_is_now_rocking_a_blonde_beyonce_wig.html

Dirk Nowitzki's ex-girlfriend Cristal Taylor carrying his
child?
What up wit dat Dirk-Dirk Dirkastan?  AND you had
her arrested?  Say it ain't so...Now playing Amy
Winehouse's What Is It About Men...
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/
dirk+nowitzki/default.aspx


4/2011
        Flavor Flav I Shut 'em Down Like Public Enemy!

First it was the rubber checks bouncing; now after only
3 and 1/2 months Flavor Flav's chicken joint CLOSED!

http://www.kwwl.com/story/14509302/flavor-flavs
-restaurant-closes



            Antoine Arrested For Marijuana Possession

Say what?  Y'all can't find the bedroom intruder, got DNA
fingerprints, T-shirt and still can't find him.  The intruder
raped a 12yr old lil girl; did you forget that? Not just attempted
rape of Antoine's sister.  Yet, Antoine gets picked up for poss-
ession, Wow!  Lotta dummies here! 


            Rebecca Black Gittin' Death Threats?!

Doctor, you've got to be kidding...for real doe?  If it's a kid,
where ya mama nim?  OMG!  And if it's an angry 30 some-
thing male, get a life, preferrably in Christ!  All the haters
in the building leave.

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/20/tween-
sensation-rebecca-black-receives-death-threats/






            Flav's Employees Claiming Their Checks Bouncin'

WOOOOW...!  Floatin rubba checks, Flav...YOU ARE REALLY
 DUMB!  And you ain't breakin' any stereotypes here either
and I am not referring to the chicken.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/02/
flavor-flav-chicken-restaurant-bounced-checks-clinton-iowa/

    Old Skool Bar Fight Goes Western Style!

Cuts dudes throat with a broken bottle...
http://www.wtae.com/news/27566994/detail.html

Grown-ups Rob Kids' Lemonade Stand?

Dat's not only dumb but that is just plain triflin'!  Get a job!
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-lemonade-stand-heist,0,4676408.story


Mother-Daughter Thugs Attack Greeter At Walmart!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/29/police-ohio-woman-choked-
walmart-greeter-71/?intcmp=obnetwork

03/2011


Bronx Zoo Cobra Found!
Aw-ight! You got me.  S-s-s-eee, shouldn't have listened to
those  damn Madagascar penguins...(dey lie more den dem
damn monkeys).  New York is cold dis time of year!  S-s-so I'm
just gonna curl myself up in a corner s-s-somewhere until yaw
come and feed me.
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/story.aspx?id=599719



                        My Kid Is A Stripperrrr....
Probably the same ones y'all used to drop off at that kinky
DayCare Center I reported about earlier dis munt.  Since
when do you believe kids totally without checking up on
them? Kids will be kids, but in this case, pole dancers &
lushes, OMG! Parents, yooooou are sooooo dumb!  And now
yo neighbor who stopped off at the Booty Bar got a picture
of your 13 year old on his cell phone.  I don't blame the
kids I blame you! You knew Susie was just a little too
fast for your kid. Next time follow your instincts and just
say no to sleepovers at Susie's house.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/teen/117690/teen_girls_lie_about_sleepover

    I Thought I Stopped For Burritos-Not Gas

Well obviously, you were not listening to the clerk when he
said we no longer have the 99c burritos, Sirrrrr...they are $1.49
Did you wait for the clerk to tally up the total then say please
drive around and pay at the 2nd window?
See this was aw a plot and a plan with a purpose! Did you
throw the amount you thought it was $7.00 thru the 2nd
window?  I doubt that.  Somebody didn't take their meds
today, I see.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42198965/ns/local_news-colorado_springs_co/

                        I Vont To Suck Your Blood!

Like a scene outta TruBlood. Man gets stabbed cuz he
wouldn't let them do it again.  Is you crazy? Suck my blood?
ROFL...You are so dumb for lettin' em do it the first time.
Y'all a bunch of freaks for real doe!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42092702/ns/us_news-wierd_news/

Heffer Tasers Pregnant Woman For Driving the Speed Limit!

Yes you an ignorant heffer, yo ignant behind tasers a pregnant
woman for going the speed limit?!  AND you left
your own baby in the back seat of yo car while you
did what you did.  You are reeeally dumb. Now your
baby will end up at Child Services, while your
ignorant behind is in jail AND if that other lady's
fetus dies in the future before birth and it can be 
tracked back to this stupid incident, Now it's
Murda Was Da Case Dat Dey Gave Me....oooooh you
so dumb!  Oh! This just in...You got priors in 4 other states?
Carissy-4 states! Now run and tell that home girl!
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/
ktla-road-rage-pregnant-taser,0,2122894.story

    Herb Grower Has Alligator Protecting His Stash
Remember in the Movie Grandma's Boy, the naked dude
who had different animals protecting his stash? I ROFL
at the monkey that knew karate! Anywho...how about an
alligator?
http://www.justnews.com/irresistible/27131536/detail.html

              Wannabe Ninja Leaves Baby Home Alone
Well apparently...not a very good one! AND you left the
baby at home alone.  Yoooou are soooo DUMB! No
wonder nobody wants to play with your dumb @#!.  Even
mama n'em won't front for you.  And the baby fell asleep on
ya cuz you so stoopid and boring.  Get a job! Oh I guess you
got one now, pressin' license plates.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42029894/ns/us_news-weird_news
Wait...see I knew there was more to dis story, leave out a
few chapters and create a mystery! The Daily Courier of Connellsville 

                   

Bathroom Intruder Calls 911 For The Police to Come Rescue Him?
Now,they climbin' in yo windows and takin' showers! Run and tell
that! Better yet call 911 ROFL!

You bold and should be told!  Sooo, you break into a house and in the
middle of whatevah you decide to take a shower? Yeah the owner
was mad! You are sooo dumb!  Both of yaw scurred doe! You cuz
owner gotta gun and yeah he gonna pop a cap in ya. The owner,
Mr. Shakey Gun of the West, ROFL calls 911 too!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html



Luv Ya Charlie Mane BUT YOU AIN'T GOT TIGER BLOOD!

First I was like , din I was like...Tiger got
200+, The Heff  got like 2000+ and you got TWO (2)!? Just 2,
ROFL... How you got tiger blood?!  It's dat withdrawal, dat
self help at dat Sober Valley Lodge got you trippin'. You is
trippin'.  Dude you need Methadone.  I won't say you are sooo
dumb cuz you reeaaally need help.  For real doe.  Maybe you
need to do a stint at Conviction Kitchen, since now you into
cookin; they hire a lot of recovering addicts but with criminal
rekkids, not sayin' that you shouldn'thave a rekkid of some
kind.  You have beat chicks, shot a chick, exploited chicks,
well at least two.  Quit it wit dat tiger blood!  That's just delusional.
#np they tried to send me rehab but I said no-no-no!

OMG! BAMBOOZLED AT GRADE SCHOOL: OHIO SCHOOL
TRYNA MAKE BLACK STUDENT PLAY A SLAVE

Now what more could you teach meee (pounds chest)...about
slavery, when it was my people who were enslaved in this
country aaand we just comin' off of Black History Month?!
 Just like when I was goin to skoo and yaw used to make us
sing those Negroe Spirituals like 'Cotton needs a pickin'
(I don't even pull the cotton out of the aspirin bottle I gits
someone else to do it LOL).  However, I can suggest some
classes for you, such as Sensitivity Training 101, Diversity 
Training and Black History the remedial course.  Unlike dat
lil boy, see I would have played the part except I would have
been sent back to my seat for playing it too well cuz I would
have become Nat Turner and started a rebellion; would've
pulled out a rubber knife and slit Massa's throat, then 
pretended to pop a cap in the rest of their you know whats
shouting 'No you gotta stay down cuz you been shot! Lil Girl
why you walking around I just stabbed you.  Stay down, they
didn't have zombies back then.  Ooooh I reeeaaally would
have given you a reason to send me to my seat.  The
Principal would've been like 'Your child is waaay too
advanced and have you thought about home schooling? 
You are sooo dumb!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41905250/ns/us_news-life/

            Cocaine and Sex Toys At Daycare Center?!
Drop yo kids off, take a hit and relax, floor show later? Charlie Sheen's
kind of Daycare center, where you raise kids with Tiger blood! You are
sooo dumb!  The tip off should have been that you had more play-
ground equipment in yo yard din da actual public playground (lil cars
with hydralics and spinners).  As for you mamas sending yo kids to
daycare, wasn't it a red flag when aw of a sutten daddy was fightin' you
to take the kids to school AND to pick them up?  Didn't an alarm
go off somewhere!?  "No dear I'll drop the kids off AND pick'em up
on my BREAK?!" AND had already snatched 'em up and was out the
door before you could think of a rebuttal (papers on the fridge flapping
from the wind...LOL)
http://newsone.com/nation/casey-gane-mccalla/
cocaine-and-sextoys-found-at-day-care-center/

                            Pizza Wars
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/
Of_Mice___Pizza_Philadelphia-117139923.html
Yooou are soooo dumb!  How you just gonna dump some mice
up in my pizza shop in front of the po-po and a resturant full
of people!?

                    Grandma and Mom lose baby at da Bank?! 
http://www.wpxi.com/nationalnews/27004927/detail.html
Baby gets stuck in bank vault?  For real doe, grandma makin' a bank
transaction and forgets aw about da baby?!  I won't call grandma
dumb but old people will git distracted over their bank, (where my
twenty five dollahs?)LOL!  But moms is more interested in hittin'
grandma up for a few dollahs, yooou are so dumb! Errybody
know a 14 month old baby can run faster than Grandma!

2/2011

                Cop Kills Dog Raiding the Wrong House!
How you gonna just bust in the wrong house and kill
my dog?  That is dumb, that is reeeaaally dumb!  
http://www.msnbc.com/id/41749947/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/

            

If I'm Going to Jail, it had better be for more than some
Slim Jim's!
Yoooou really like beef jerky huh?  You still
are really dumb! Busted with a carload of Slim Jims!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41668544

Using your kids as pack mules? OMG! You are really dumb!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41613953/ns/
local_news-philadelphia_pa/

We bought the zoo? You are reeeeaaally dumb! You tried
to smuggle in some of the most dangereous poisonous
animals you could find.  Why so many? Illegal zoo in 3
suitcases:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41512490/ns/world_news-world_environment/


Lindsay Lohan, what is her problem?  How you steal a necklace from
a jeweler and say you borrowed it?! Was the jeweler a friend? Did he say
Lindsay anytime you want just come in and just take anything you want
and you don't have to pay for it. Yooou are soooo dumb, for real! Aaand
...we tired of your dumb@#! too!
http://www.people.com/people/article/
0,,20464188,00.html

                         
   
Man calls 911, get this, from his house regarding
pot plant he was growing! You win the Antoine Dodson You
are Really Dumb award!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41427345/ns/local_news-hartford_ct/

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Woman holds found dog for ransom

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/25394740/detail.html



Duct taped cat found in N.Philly Yard. click to read









This garden is illegal. Wilkinsburg police seize 220 Pot
Plants.Click to read Weed by Bob Marley feat Bone Thugz

What's wrong with this picture? 17 kids crammed in 3-wheeled taxi, Bhopal.



     Mail Carrier found drunk & eating noodles! Click to read - 11/17/09 

                                                
                                   



Food Fight!  She ordered breakfast but got a bullet instead. Waffle House Shooting  Click to read.

     Waffle House Menu       Moral of the story is:  Keep your waffles to yourself or choose your weapons wisely.~ 08/30/09

                                               * Song dedicated to the actors in this article: Cruel Summer~Bananarama
                                                   
                                                  (If you think of a better song for this article leave a comment)


        Good Fences Makes Good Law Suits....Click to read. ~ 09/09/09


                                                          Kiss and Fell...Love Overboard...Click to read ~ 09/10/09

                                                          Moral of the story:  Loose lips cause slips from ships

                                                         * Song dedicated to the actors in this article:  Love Overboard~Gladys Knight & the Pips
      Man fires canon? Hits neighbors house...Click to read. ~ 9/10/09

                                                           Moral of the story?  Just don't try this at home KIDZ!


                               Grandma?  Is You a Ninja?!  71 year old woman shot by police.  Click to read ~ 9/21/09 


    1800 pound boar killed in Texas Click to read - 10/16/09